Joke
7 dwarves went to meet the pope. "Go on Dopey, ask" chanted the other 6. "Ok" said Dopey, "Sir, are there nuns in Alaska?""Yes" said the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" urged the other 6 dwarves. "Ok" said Dopey, "Sir, are there black nuns in Alaska?".
"Yes there are" said the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" said the others. Dopey blushed and asked "Sir, are there midget nuns in Alaska?"
"No, i don't think so" said the pope.
All 6 of the other dwarves leapt up shouting "Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"