交警正在街上查酒驾 来吹吹 我上班遇到的笑话
我以前上班的时候遇到的笑话。
有一天我和同事去街上循例查酒驾。
我拦下一辆车，同事拿出酒精检测仪，敬礼，然后说道：“你好，先生。来吹吹！”
“真要吹啊？”司机问道。
“是的，吹吹。”
“我叫沈半城，我今天赚了1个亿，我家房子有五千个平方……”
“咳咳，先生。我是叫你对着精检测仪吹吹，不是叫你吹牛。”
I used to have jokes at work.
One day, my colleagues and I went to the street to check the drinking and driving.
When I stopped a car, my colleague took out the alcohol detector, saluted, and then said, "Hello, sir. Let's blow it!"
"Really want to blow?" The driver asked.
"Yes, blow."
"My name is Shen Bancheng. I earned 100 million yuan today. My house has 5000 square meters..."
"Cough, sir. I asked you to blow on the sperm detector, not to brag."