School collection 03
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
A history joke
How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code!
A math joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A history joke
What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-um!