Question and answer
Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers.
Q: What's the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
A: A superior being.
Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?
A: Big foot has been sighted.
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Q: How do you confuse a bank teller?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car?
A: Because he can't spell Porsche.
Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude
If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?