Sex, Parrot, Brothel, Woman, Fuck
Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper." She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen u for weeks!"