Religious One-Liners
Bumper Sticker:If all else fails
read the instructions
(The Bible)
Bumper Sticker:
Prepare for your FINALS
Read the Bible
Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.
Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!
At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.