Joke
How do you shoot a blue elephant?With a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a red elephant?
You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Ever seen a yellow elephant?