Lawyer, Housewife, Accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+ 2?"The housewife replies: "Four!"
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"