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a glow worm in a movie theater

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a glow worm sitting next to him."Are you a glow worm?" asked the man, s

Some of the worm Q & a jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming!What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the

Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the roa

Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once

Purchasing a new bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sa

Steven Wright on dogs

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm

A cat's dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat i

They're boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've

Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-di

Two fools are about to go flying

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parr

A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one fro

The story of the bats

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get so
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