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- 内涵 bar 冷笑话 bar 段子
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "So
- 1.十岁时，讨论女生二十岁时，爱慕较成熟年龄较自己稍长的妩媚女人。三十岁，喜欢二十出头的俏丽女孩，甚至更年轻的美少女……2.十岁:搜集各式好看的火柴盒。 二十岁:身上总有些西餐厅的火柴盒。 到了三十岁(假使当时尚
- 暑假到了，社经室组织全体师生及过往毕业生共百十余人野餐会，主要是烧烤牛羊肉。第一个内容当然是黄教授的开场白。老黄先问清了‘烧烤’的英文是‘Bar-B-Q’后，凭着强健的外文记忆技巧记住了该词，然后语重心长地说：“这次‘把逼抠’抠得好，多热闹
- 话说女生的內衣size是以罩杯来论大小， 你知道內衣罩杯A、B、C的真正意义吗？ A－Airport 飞机场(这不用解释应该能懂吧!) B－Barely there 几乎不在那里(但可以看得到，勉強可以哺乳吧) C－Can do 可以用 D
- 日本车是不能买的，因为它们的名字都很不吉利！ 日产 NISSAN “你惨” －－－ 买到我算你惨。 丰田 TOYOTA “头又大” －－－ 修车修到头又大。 铃木 SUZUKI “输出去” －－－ 吼！去买彩票绝对不能开它。 速霸路 SUB
- 日本车是不能买的，因为它们的名字都很不吉利！ 日产 NISSAN “你惨” －－－ 买到我算你惨。 丰田 TOYOTA “头又大” －－－ 修车修到头又大。 铃木 SUZUKI “输出去” －－－ 吼！去买彩票绝对不能开它。 速霸路 SUB
- A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender:
- 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He should
- A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and
- One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructio
- 1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft ex
- Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technologi