内涵 hospital 冷笑话 hospital 段子 (2) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 hospital 冷笑话 hospital 段子
- A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doc
- A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to
- A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few
- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
- Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?D
- As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I th
- Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.
- Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
- Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
- Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me