内涵 child 冷笑话 child 段子 (5) - 笑呀笑
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- Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds ste
- Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are car
- Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A:
- Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: Wh
- Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard w
- Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees! Q: What do you get i
- Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
- Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooo
- Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramb
- Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling
- What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a f
- Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger! Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the