A rabbit walked into a restaurant with
A rabbit walked into a restaurant with a lion. The waiter seats them and asks the rabbit, "What will you have?" The rabbit says bring me a half a head of lettuce. The waiter looks at the lion and says; and what will he have? The rabbit says "The lion?" he's not eating". The waiter says "why? Isnt he hungry?" Then the rabbit says "if he was hungry do you think I'd be here?"上一个:There were two cows in a paddock
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