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内涵 police 冷笑话 police 段子: Clinton's Accomplishments
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John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told; I'm just trying to be helpful
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked; Someone stole things from me
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the; Do you know where you were going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where yo; What's in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store an

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