内涵 police 冷笑话 police 段子 (5) - 笑呀笑
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- A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The
- When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by
- Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies! What's blue and has big ears?An elep
- What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What is a
- Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q: What kind of dog
- What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog! What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans
- What is a worm's favorite band?Mud! What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps! Why didn't the two worms get on Noa
- A wizard jokeIf a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?Out for the count! A wizard jokeWhat kin
- Knock KnockWho's there?Plums!Plums who?Plums me that we'll always be friends!Knock KnockWho's there?Police!Police who?Po
- A werewolf jokeWhy did the parents call their child "Camera"?Because they were always snapping! A skeleton jokeWhy do sk
- A Halloween jokeWhy are teachers happy at Halloween parties?Because there is lots of school spirit! A demon jokeWhat do
- The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.19. So