内涵 computer 冷笑话 computer 段子 (1) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 computer 冷笑话 computer 段子
- PCMCIA：People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms(人们不能记住电脑产业) ISDN：It Still does Nothing(它还什么都没做) APPLE：Arrogance
- 早上十点,老大老二都上课去了.老三爬起床,顺手打开computer,找张椅子坐下,等着启动,为不吵醒老四,把音箱关了.当蓝天白云出完后,室内突然响起悠扬的声音.老三大惑,道:“我关了音箱啦.
- 公元 2005 年，电脑界已起了翻天覆地的变化，Intel 的CPU 盟主地位已被AMD取代，Network Computer 正式成为过去的历史，而微软亦把其NT Server系列成功从中小型 Server 升级至大型 Mainfra
- 1.Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. 2.At the source of every error which is blamed on the c
- Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industrywith the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept upwith technology
- Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?T
- 早上十点，老大老二都上课去了。老三爬起床，顺手打开computer，找张椅子坐下，等着启动，为不吵醒老四，把音箱关了。当蓝天白云出完后，室内突然响起悠扬的声音。老三大惑道：“我关了音箱啦。”床上的老四哈哈大笑：“我放了一个屁!”
- Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singa
- July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect
- 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of t
- Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded
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