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Possible IBM acronyms

IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Buil

Is Windows a virus?

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, peopleare begin to ask themselves if

Husband 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very lit

Computer help stories

This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qques

Some possible computer bumper stickers

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.7. Southern DOS

Great news for Bill Gates

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what

Mailing list users changing light bulbs

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the l

Confusion about Y2K

Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates proble

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternativ

Have a Microsoft Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp

The Ten Commandments for C Programmers

1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft ex

Programming language acronyms

ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly
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