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内涵 computer 冷笑话 computer 段子: If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your comput; There was life before the computer
An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano! Memory was someth; The computer user's reboot poem
Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things; I have a Microsoft waiter
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There'; Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.8. In; Actual calls to technical support
Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there

Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.2. Lau

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug -

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm re

You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes

Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following te

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this mor

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