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Business one-liners 06

A stagnant science is at a standstill.A theory is better than its explanation.A transistor protected by a fast-acting fu

The office happenings

Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is

Business one-liners 07

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.After any unit has been completely assembled, extra component

Business one-liners 18

By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends.By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you

The job security quiz

The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss ap

Business one-liners 08

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in yo

Business one-liners 21

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.Diplomacy is the ability to tell so

You're in big trouble

I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. ...the S

Business one-liners 09

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.All work and no play, will make you a manager.Almost everything in life is

Business one-liners 25

Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.Everybody's gotta be someplace.Everyone breaks m

Business one-liners 01

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backs

Business one-liners 10

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.An executive will always return to work from lunch earl
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