内涵 business 冷笑话 business 段子 (4) - 笑呀笑
- 内涵 business 冷笑话 business 段子
- Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry.Pr
- As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.Asking dumb questions is ea
- Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I dream of things that never wer
- Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other language.Real programme
- The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.The only time to be pos
- Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.Sanity and i
- Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders HoneycuttSuicide
- The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.The repairman will never have seen a
- The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems.The amount of
- The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.The sun goes down just when you need
- Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.
- The bigger they are, the harder they hit.The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.The bus