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内涵 business 冷笑话 business 段子: Business one-liners 46
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.The workbench is always untidier than last time.The w; Business one-liners 54
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bur; Business one-liners 37
The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket.The deadline is one week after the original deadline.The deficie; Business one-liners 47
There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.There are two ways to slide easily through life; Business one-liners 55
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!Experience is directly propor; Business one-liners 38
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.The elevator always comes after you have

Business one-liners 48

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong.There is

Familiarity breeds attempt.Familiarity breeds children.Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.Fi

The first time is for love, the next time is $200.The floggings will continue until morale improves.The future belongs t

Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean

For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong.For every vision, there is an equal and oppo

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.The longer the title the less important the job.

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